So yeah okay maybe I have been a bit sluggish. Not up to my normal witty-self, but it is because Chris has been home and we've been distracting each other from doing work. (Why yesterday we had a really lovely day going up to the North Norfolk coast with Ginger Chris and Faye.) So here you go for those thristing for the deeper reaches of my soul here is something I stole from Marco:
If I were a month I would be: September
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: 3:10 (School is out)
If I were a planet I would be: Saturn
If I were a sea animal I would be: Sea Cucumber
If I were a direction I would be: North
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: Ottoman
If I were a sin I would be: A pinch of sloth with a hint of gluttony
If I were a historical figure I would be: Eleanor of Aquitaine
If I were a liquid I would be: Green River
If I were a stone, I would be: Limestone
If I were a tree, I would be: Lime
If I were a bird, I would be: English Robin
If I were a tool, I would be: safety goggles
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Lavender
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Placid but with the slight breeze promising a summer storm.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Griffin
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Windchimes
If I were an animal, I would be: Wombat
If I were a color, I would be: White - because it is every color
If I were a vegetable, I would be: broccoli
If I were a sound, I would be: Eyelids blinking
If I were an element, I would be: 36, Kr, 8.38, Krypton
If I were a car, I would be: K-Car reliant
If I were a song, I would be: Sheep go to Heaven Goats go to Hell
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Wes Anderson or Jean-Pierre Jeunet
If I were a book, I would be written by: Me, hopefully.
If I were a food, I would be: Battenburg cake
If I were a place, I would be: Devon
If I were a material, I would be: Gossamer
If I were a taste, I would be: Mild yet flavorsome
If I were a scent, I would be: The Field Museum (Old-sweet-musty)
If I were a religion, I would be: Followed only by an old man living in a tree.
If I were a word, I would be: deliquescent.
If I were an object, I would be: Hand craved wooden box
If I were a body part I would be: Soft and pink
If I were a facial expression I would be: Confused
If I were a subject in school I would be: Lunch
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Snarf
If I were a shape I would be: Imperfect circle
If I were a number I would be: 42
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Hey! You stole my questions, and none of my answers, except Saturn and you used my 4 in forming your 42. I can't really hold that against you.
Wombat intrigues me, I have to say, as does the imperfect circle....I might remember to ask you about them next time I venture east.
Good citric representation, too, and, as a bonus.
Just a quick tale about lime trees my Grandad was telling me the other day and seems vaguely appropriate. Apparently, he says, the leaves of a lime tree are the most shape-efficient for creating a tree-mendous bang when you slap your hand down against them. It was what they used to scare old people with before devil-bangers. Just put your thumb and first finger together (As you would if you were talking to someone from Bradford. Think about it), and then place the leaf on the circle. Slap down and BANG! A really good way of getting cats out of your garden.
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