Friday, January 20, 2006

It Blog, It’s Blog, It’s Better Than Bad, It’s One Year Old!

That’s right folks I’ve been blogging it for one year now. We’ve been through the good times and the cold. Can you even remember all the exciting stuff I’ve done with one year of my life? If not here is a recap On my Year in Blog:

Number of entries: 75
Average entry per-month: 6.25
Months with least entries: November and December with only 2
Month with most entries: February with 13
Longest I went with out writing an entry: 21 days
Times I’ve called myself slack: 3
Times I’ve called myself lazy: 3
Most amount of comments: 5 (Oh that is really lame guys.)
Best comment: Tom’s talk of lasers and their effects on the animal population.
Words written (roughly): 24,338
Time spent working selling Norwich Evening News: 04 Feb till 04 Oct. 9 months.
Times I mentioned the Norwich Evening News: 18
Times I mentioned Stewart – the guy who sings outside Debenhams: 12 (He gave me a kiss on the cheek last Saturday and wished me a happy New Year.)
Times I mentioned Graham the ‘not our’ Cat: 13 –oh and he’s a black cat, scary.
Times I mentioned Cadfael: 49
Times I mentioned Chris: 62 (Oh thank God I was afraid there for a moment I mentioned Cadfael more!)
Times pictures of Corgi’s have appeared: 5 (It’s a bit sad I know)
Number of pet’s I’ve lost: 2 (Dakin and Magellan)
Times I travelled back to Chicago: 1
Times I mentioned Chicago: 22
Times I mentioned Green River: 7
Years Green River has been caffeine free: 87
Times I mentioned Root Beer: 15
Times I mentioned Moby Dick: Surprisingly only 6 times.
Times I mentioned Don Knotts: 2
Times I mentioned Primark: 6
Times I mentioned: Chavs: 7
Times I mentioned the blind: 7
Times I mentioned the crimpled, deformed, and insane of Norwich: countless
Times I used the word countless: 2
Times I used the word horseless: 2
Times I used the words African Death Chocolate: 1
Times I asked why: 43
Times I miss my high vis jacket: never
Bumble Bees tickled: 1
Sea Palling: 1st place crabs go to die.
Amount of stores named Mr. (insert product being sold): 2 Mr.Pizza and Mr.Shoes
People from America who came to visit: 5
Times I thought I looked good in goggles: 1
Amount in which I sound Yankee: 10%
Number of euphoric bus rides: 1
The year in which the grizzly end took place of the Sugar Maple Peace Act: 1776
Mumbly men of Norwich: 2
People who died in the Illinois River and the hilarious antics that followed: 1
Dancing polar bears: 1
Licked snails: 1
Car-ka-bobs: 1
Time this has killed on both of our parts: Priceless.

Happy-Anniversary-New-Blog-Year! I think the traditional gift is paper. I hope you’ve enjoyed this last year and here’s to another!

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