Beware the Foot and Fear the Kitchen

On the news front as money is thin I’ve decided to work full time at the newsstand. So the morning is spent at the same corner and the afternoon is spent mind numbingly in the Mall. There isn’t even very interesting people walking by, mostly chavy girls in poor choices of attire. I only sold one paper in an hour – I don’t know how they can afford to pay me to sit there – but I’m not complaining. The best was for some reason three African men sat on the bench in front of me for over an hour and they seemed pretty disinterested in everything – till that is a black woman in a VERY short skirt walked by. They immediately turned their heads like meerkats and watched her every move till she could no longer be seen; then they went back to their staring into the middle distance.

Other news Chris trod on Graham the Cat which then for some reason made Graham afraid of the kitchen.


Beware the Foot
Fear the Kitchen

I am tired so to make up for lack of content I am adding this picture I really enjoy of Don Knotts.