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Something strange is afoot in Chicago. All the headlines today are completely bizarre. Here are a few of my favorite:
Governor rejects cat-hunting idea
Race against killer flu
Teen impales self on stick, dies
Woman won't sue Wendy's over finger
Lover who lived in closet charged in husband's slaying
Man found dead in plane restroom

Back on the mean streets of Norwich, Stewart was in rare form today. For those of you not familiar with the music styling of Stewart he is the local {insert politically correct word for village idiot and mean it in a nice way.} Today he was doing his usual of sitting outside Debenham’s rocking out to the sounds of the 60’s and 70’s. What Stewart lacks in tonality he makes up for in emphasis and volume. The great thing about him is the fact that at seeing a grown man singing very badly at the top of his lungs in the middle of the street really makes people happy. I love sitting there watching all the people down in the dumps, and it is cold and raining, but almost everyone cheers up at hearing Stewart. It is so nice to see so many smiles. I think Norwich should hire him. After all he did perform a moving rendition of Mr. Tambourine man.