Am I a racist?

I never thought so, but through the wonders of the internet there is now a test to tell you if are or not. The site IAT claims to get under your politeness and give you the real truth. There are other test as well to see if you are ageist, sexist, homophobic, fattist (not if you are fat, but don't like fat people.) and (one which I don’t really understand) but if you like the USA or something like that. (This is at the UK site I should add there is a separate site for Americans.)The site warns you that you might not like the out come of the test. What I think they should really warn you is that this test was not designed with dyslexics in mind like me who couldn’t keep their left and their right straight – or was right gay? I can’t remember.